These Things Happen

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1.
here goes nothin, here's lookin at you it's a barroom night, oh yeah, I know what to do I think I saw my courage at the end of my cup so here goes nothin baby bottoms up, alright there goes nothin, if I got the guts, you can catch me in the bathroom where I'm spewin em up but it's not enough to make me sober practicin my speech over and over: "I know it's been so long, and we both got something goin on, yes and maybe I already blew it but it you're feelin what I'm feelin then that's all there is to it babay" here comes nothin, now I'm crossin the room every step closer to certain doom every eye on me can't make me stay here goes nothin, I got somethin to say: "I know it's been so long, and we both got plenty goin on, yes and maybe I already blew it but you're feelin what I'm feelin and that's all there is to it so come on... I forget the rest now don't freak out, but I'm downright obsessed and who cares if those mothers talk it's you and me baby now let's take a walk right now" Ashley, Devin, & Stew - gang vocals Charlie - wailing solo (3rd verse) Jake - guitars, drums, bass, vocals, harmonica, ebow
2.
baby's got breath like a peppermint ciggy brushin with death but it's really no biggie anyway she's gonna get herself together she's takin the car and nevermind the weather there's big fun tonight hosted by local heroes she'll start at out ten but soon end up at zero cause these things happen, oh yes they do ya know these things happen but that'll never happen to you all decked out in black like a mournin mother she wrecked me outta whack without warnin brother she's not exactly proud of the things she's doin there's something on her mind that she's just got to ruin she finds a breeze to shoot or maybe something better prick her ears up cute and she's a real go-getter but these things happen, oh yeah they do ya know these things happen but they probably won't happen to you... yeah right now the time has come to make a big decision then again it's just another small incision they used to embrace, now they only squeeze her judgin from her face, that don't exactly displease her runnin down her chin, that's just a little bit of sound now "further up and in" doesn't seem too profound now cuz these things happen, oh yeah they do ya know these things happen cuz now they're happening to you baby these things happen baby you know they do you know these things happen baby because baby these things are happening to you Devarini - tambourini Stewbie - rhythm guitar & wah wah outro solo Gnarly Charlie - gnarly guitar leads (pre-verse & post-chorus) Jakester - drums, bass, vocals, guitars (lead flourishes on chorus & non-wah outro solo)
3.
there's one thing that my dreams won't do and it's c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-come true you can meet me on the bus livin in my city ain't so dangerous I always kinda thought you might be one of us and I don't mean to cause no fuss but I got these hands, they're dyin to r-r-r-reach out and t-t-t-touch you we're together all the time sure thing, baby, you're a friend of mine and just like me, you're always doin fine fine, I wish I had another line there's one thing that my heart might do and it's b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-break in two, right now I know you hear the rain I know you smell the fallin leaves and you're out there lookin up at the midnight sky but somehow I just can't believe so I look you up, and you stare me down I can't make a muscle or move a sound any time I travel in my teenage town you tiptoe over me in my stomping grounds sure, I'm not the best, maybe not the worst... I never came in last, and I won't go out first that's a situation that can't be reversed and like the star I'm under, you won't see me burst there's just one thing I've gotta do and that's la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-love you but I never will it's just a stupid dream, but I live there still no matter how much booze or blood I spill that's the one thing I'll never kill, but still if there's one thing that my dreams won't do ya know it's c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-come true Stewie - treated electric guitar sample (outro) Charlie - lead guitars (first bridge & ping pong outro) Jakey - vocals, bass, drums, rhythm guitars, anime theme song lead guitars & outro solo, ebow
4.
Love, you're out of place again you haven't seen that face, you can't remember when when suddenly, as if on cue, those searchlight eyes are fixed on you then you taste it stinging you some distant scene you've been clinging to too much blues will never be enough for you now in despair and disrepair go on ditch that party for the midnight air floating down familiar streets you only get so far on your hands and feet but you're only headed for the very next block you got one move to make, and you don't have to talk too much blues will never be enough for you Love, you always have a real bad time, even when you're having a good time Love, you always have a damn good time especially when you're having a bad time Love, your eyes are yellowing your broken heart is bellowing the sky is growing pale again soon be setting sail again still desperately clinging to that memory you're still singing to too much blues will never be enough for you Devin - beatific backups & super snaps Charles - sultry sax, misty melodica, imperceptible flute Stew - ethereal electric guitar embellishments Ashley Dove - one woman electric cello section Jake - vocals, tin whistles, rhythm guitars (acoustic & electric), drumkit, bass guitar, keyboards (pretend piano & opulent organ)
5.
there's so little time I wish there was a little more love inside and I corrupted my eyes just so I could rinse em in the planet tide who's my fellow man, where's good will, what's helping hand rain falls on the sand every now and then, but only when it can one thing after another but I don't wanna talk about, no no no and if you make me talk about it this is what you're gonna get we don't have to talk about it and that's okay because if we talk about it I know you're just gonna say one thing after another I saw something today a little blue and yellow in that wall of gray but it always goes away and nothing I can do will ever make it stay oh yeah, she's my only hope so I can walk around like a fuckin dope and still hold my head high brushin up against that silver sky but we ain't gonna talk about that no fuckin way because if we talk about that I know what you're gonna say oh you got a father, oh you got a mother, oh you got a sister, oh you got a brother, oh you got a love you're tryin not to smother but it's always one thing after another Chuck Taylor - talkative talkbox Dr. Jakenstein - drums, bass, guitars, lead & backup vocals, glockenspiel (AKA orchestra bells, we prefer to say glockenspiel) and featuring gang vox by the Walnut Hills Community Choir (Stew, Josh, Devin, & Ryan)
6.
you'll never go back to from where you came all those years ago and why don't go when you easily could nobody knows and you're never gonna hear that voice again you treasured so well last words etched upon your brow but you'll never tell... oh well you're never gonna spend the night so fine though you spent so much it's all there within your reach but so far out of touch and you'll never look into those eyes nor whisper in that ear though they're not too distant now they're surely not here... oh dear you'll never go back to from where you came all those years ago why you don't go when you easily could I guess we'll never know... oh no Dev - wordless falsetto backup voice (verse) Matthew Stewart, Esq. - rhythm guitar & tasty wah wah lead guitars Jake - drums, bass, rhythm guitar, glockenspiel, vocals (wordless falsetto on intro & outro)
7.
There I Was 02:00
(there I was) I saw you at the dance (there I was) I though I caught a glance (there I was) soaked in nervous sweat (there I was) mark, ready, set... GO (there I was) I saw you in the night (there I was) I could've done it right (there I was) I would've done it but (there I was) I didn't have the guts my dream was almost coming true but I blew it, and I knew it (there I was) all eyes up to the ledge (there I was) I'm standing on the edge (there I was) but I turned chicken (there I was) and now I'm still kickin my dream was almost coming true and I knew it there I was... and now here I am Devin, Luke, AD - backup vox Stew - rhythm guitar & backup vox Lil Jakey - drums, bass, lead & rhythm guitars, vocals
8.
too much blues when you're old and gray too much blues when you're young and gay too much blues when ya bite your lip too much blues, go on, take a little sip oh you know it's true too much blues will never be enough for you too much blues on your window sill too much blues at the bottom of the hill too much blues on a boisterous night too much blues under city lights ya best believe it's true too much blues will never be enough for you too much blues when you're up a tree too much blues when you're out to sea too much blues hang you out to dry too much blues no matter how hard you try too much blues when you speak on the phone too much blues when you're swingin alone too much blues in the faces you know too much blues any place that you go too much blues on a midnight clear too much blues, hang a chandelier too much blues blow around your door too much blues, and ya still want more too much blues gotcha starin out in space too much blues, now they're runnin down your face too much blues, they're haunting all your dreams too much blues, crueler even than it seems oh ya know it's true too much blues won't be enough for you it's too much Devin - drums & backup vox & gang vox Paul - the bass guitar Stew - lead & rhythm guitars & gang vox Chuckles - rhythm guitar & gang vox Jake - lead, backup, & gang vox Ryan - gang vox
9.
Secret Heart 02:35
secret heart, oh secret heart I can't see you but I hope we're not far apart secret heart, oh little secret heart I know you're there, but I can't find you, it's too hard you slip away so lithely you hover and you hide from me I can't hold it against you, if only you'd spare a few moments in time and I'm right here waiting secret heart, come on baby secret heart oh you must be close, I can feel it, I can feel it and if I ever find you, hope I like what I find I never knew no secret heart to shelter a secret mind for moments in time, and I'm right here waiting for you, secret heart oh secret heart, oh I can't see you but I hope we're not far apart Dev - drums Stew - rhythm guitar Char - rhythm & lead guitars Paul - bass Jake - vocals Dove - backup vocals claps & anthemic sports stadium vocals by the Walnut Hills Community Choir (in this case consisting of Josh, Stew, & Devin)

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recorded 2020-2023 in
Walnut Hills, North College Hill, & Batavia, OH

all songs & sounds by the Muties

featuring contributions from:
-Ryan Coleman
-Ashley Dove
-Luke Effler
-Devin Fields
-Josh Lively
-Matt Stewart
-Charlie Taylor
-Jake Taylor
-Paul Vine

album art by Luke Effler

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released December 31, 2023

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